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natalie portman’s shaved head – sophisticated side ponytail.
The bit at 1.10 where the whale eats the katamary ball of the band is inspired. Also the band has taken 1995 and injected all that awesome into their virtual reality bonus zone. Make sure you’ve got sound. The midi is to die for.
MattD
Diablo 3 was announced today. After seeing the game play video I understand that whenever it gets released I do not want a game coming out anywhere near it. You can’t fight that kind of awesome. Just stand back and think “So that’s how you do a teaser video”.
The release of any game by Blizzard will cause a singularity that will destroy the non-Blizzard shelves of your local gaming store. If you’re making a PC game right now, you’d better hurry and get it to market. When Blizzard releases Starcraft or Diablo you aren’t going to sell anything for about six months.
Of course knowing the Blizzard release system (roll 5 D20, 100 means it’s ready) you’ve probably got a bit of time.
MattD
Fun with translators. Type in a simple phrase. and then keep translating the output till it can’t translate anything else. For example.
“I added this thing so that you can slow down time.
I couldn’t speed up time cause things explode”
Matt Clark
I have a very weird job.
I got you’re email. But when I try to reply to you’re email address I get a delivery failure. So try again.
MattD
WORRY! Worries ’bout you babyyyyyyyyyy!!!
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I abuja gjiaa
Siggi kameing
Hojijaba
Mogu bipain
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Et-fujoun
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lyrics by Jalacy Hawkins (Screaming Jay Hawkins)
I’ve just updated the style sheet on the site. All images that lead somewhere are coloured. They used to be in black and white. I’ve been looking at the site in firefox and the black and white didn’t work. It looked better without it, so now IE gets to see things in colour as well.
Apart from that I’ve always worried about posting black and white images and confusing people. I worry about these things.
(and don’t worry Jason, I made sure to back up the file before I messed with it)
My mind is full of doublethink, I felt the need to post this
The mutability of the past is the central tenet of Ingsoc. Past events, it is argued, have no objective existence, but survive only in written records and in human memories. The past is whatever the records and the memories agree upon. And since the Party is in full control of all records and in equally full control of the minds of its members, it follows that the past is whatever the Party chooses to make it. ……. In Oldspeak it is called, quite frankly, ‘reality control’. In Newspeak it is called doublethink, though doublethink comprises much else as well.
George Orwell
1984 (chapter 9)
Here’s hoping I don’t get a cage of rat’s put on my face.
Winston the monkey
Yes it’s been a while. Yes there are no new photos. Yes it has been quiet. But life has been a little crazy. I’m hoping that it will get better. That is what I have been doing instead of updating this site. Trying to make things better. So for now relax. Stop ranting and go and look at the rest of the internet. I’ll be back to bussiness as usual soon enough..
Matt the monkey